Are we there yet??????

I hate hearing: "Your little guy looks fully cooked." Is he a Thanksgiving Turkey??????!!!!

Speaking of Thanksgiving.... my belly button has turned from an innie to an outie, and Dan and I think that means the baby is done. :P The button is similar to the pop up turkey timer and when pops out.... HE IS DONE. PLEASE???? It is also funny how the pregnancy sites describe how big your baby is week to week by using food references. ? Starts out small like your baby is a bean, and then a lemon, a grapefruit, and then gets bigger to an eggplant, melon, etc. The worst bit is now when they now say my baby is the size of a small roasted piece of meat. ? HE IS NOT FOOD ????? Very disturbing! Who comes up with this crap??? and why use food we eat? I did find a "man " site that uses manly non food items to describe the baby which seems more preferable to me. Will never look at a Thanksgiving Turkey the same from now on.

All I have to say, is that I am just miserable... MISERABLE. Whoever those pregnant ladies are that say pregnancy is amazing and they love it, ARE EITHER CRAZY, ON DRUGS, or have completely forgotten just how horrible the last month is... I have heartburn that I swear is going to burn through my chest and throat every night. And the worst bit is, you can't really take anything strong enough to help!! TUMS DON'T WORK WORTH A CRAP. I thought that right now I would be able to eat whatever I want, but I can't... it burns, burns, burns... and the burps are insane! Lets just say that I am paying Dan back for all his manly noises he makes... haha! BETTER OUT THAN IN. :) I have been getting migraines as well, back pain, stomach pain, rib pain... swelling up like a huge red tomato, and I can't find a comfy way to sleep!!!! ARG !!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*&^)*&%^%#$@$#@%$*&^)%*&^_(*)*()(*)*&&%^%#%#!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every night I wake up crying/screaming/begging for mercy. Is it December yet? Please baby, GET OUT! I LOVE YOU, BUT TIME TO GET OUT!! I've tried bribing him, soft talking him, forcefully telling him to get out... and i finally have settled on reverse psychology. Figured if he is like me, telling him he can't do something might work? The problem is, all that stop labor drama and drugs... might have actually stopped him!!!!????? the doc says I will probably be late now and need to be induced. He is lucky he didn't get a broken nose for that joke. What if he won't come out now???? what if he missed his window and now will have to be out by c section. CRY CRY CRY!!!!

so no matter what people say... PREGNANCY IN 3RD TRIMESTER is not fun... period. All you do is wait and wait and wait, and groan, and be miserable, waiting for the day baby makes an appearance. I will need some serious brainwashing drugs/hormones to want to have baby number 2... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

feel like the puppet from the off broadway show Avenue Q: Kate monster!!!!! SINGING "SUCKS TO BE ME.... SUCKA SUCKA SUCKA SUCKA SUCKA SUCKA... SUCKS TO BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"